1) (n) Condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. Afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. In certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.
2) (n) John Enright.
2) (n) John Enright.
Jacko: Hey, Human Forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?
Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?
Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.
Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?
Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.
by Hog1 June 3, 2004
Get the Human Foreheadmug. The main character of the entire human race. Centre of attention even for just breathing. According to credible scholars, the one and only main human is Kim Taehyung.
by Official UrbanDictionary January 13, 2021
Get the main humanmug. by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023
Get the human cancermug. 
When you are fisting a man or woman and they put gorilla glue around your wrist, sealing the fist inside of them and restricting the use of that hand.
by EkarcE11 May 2, 2015
Get the Human Handcuffmug. Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.
by ohhila May 22, 2012
Get the human centipedemug. 