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See my hands

To tell someone you want to fight, wreck, scrap, rumble, etc...
Guy:"You a bitch son"
You:"Nigga see my hands"
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Donald Trump Handshake

When a male masturbates wildly and vigorously to demonstrate his dominance over his penis.
When i get home i am going to give my penis a donald trump handshake
by Raphael69 January 23, 2018
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Handsome jack

Owner of Hyperion who also wears a mask over his deformed ass face, and has a sentient horse made of diamonds.
“Don’t be a handsome jack and be the owner of the machine that revives their enemies over and over again”- game theory, and my inaccurate memory
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Manos: Hands of Fate

Possibly the worst movie ever made. It was made (slightly) famous by MST3K when they snarked the movie.

Not a movie that one can make out to, for one may experience bouts of laughter and may bite one's lover's tongue.
Me: Did you see "Manos: Hands of Fate?"?
Friend: Yesh. I watched it while the master was away.
by Lady Bonkers August 23, 2006
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Bangkok Handshake

The art of shaking a woman's "hand" in Bangkok to ensure she IS in fact a woman and not a decepetive lady boy with a big ol penis
I totally gave her the Bangkok Handshake, Bitch checks out!
by DrGonzo61 December 21, 2007
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reverse handshake

When somebody sees you sneeze, blow your nose, scratch yourself, or touch something dirty just prior to shaking your hand, and you are forced to use your left hand instead of your right to avoid further embarrassment and grossing the person out.
Dialogue involving a reverse handshake:

1: Hi, 2! (reaches to shake 2's right hand)

2: (quickly sneezes, grabs a tissue to quickly clean his right hand and shakes using his left hand.) Sorry, Hi!
by redblade77 January 11, 2009
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seattle handshake

after a guy refuses a one night stand, he receives a consolation prize of a handjob while fully clothed from a girl from a major city in which he has never visited
my amish friend refused a one night stand on his first night of rumspringer, and was given a seattle handshake instead
by jrjpjmctj April 3, 2011
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