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Hagreen

When something is going terribly wrong or someone is having a bad day. It is also used when an individual makes consistent repetitive mistakes.
I'm having an absolute hagreen today!!
by WoodyC123 December 24, 2012
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hagsville

Hagsville: Ugly, disgusting, unattractive, grotesque.
Context:
Cher: “Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?”
Christian: “Hagsville.”
by STARGATE65 March 2, 2018
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hagjaghag

hagjaghag is the definition of hagjaghag
hagjaghag?
by swallow a car November 6, 2020
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Hagi

An abysmal epidemiological dilemma caused by the lowest quartile of society. This situation is exacerbated by domestic violence (commonly physical abuse from mother) and it leaves a stain on the economical prosperity, sustainability of wild life, as-well GDP and the health of a nation.

Generally, issues are due to high functioning autists with extremely high motivation, unrealistic pursuits and a lack of consideration of every-fucking-one else. They are prone to neglect personal hygiene at the expense of nearby persons. Their practices lead way to the growth and development of new species of bacteria. The rate of growth was noted to be problematic by WHO and CDC. This cascade of effects will soon lead to new ecological changes and challenges for the poor vulnerable animals (think of the animals hagi!!!).

Recognizing the Hagi is said to be very difficult. These individuals are extremely social due to some minimal intelligence and ability to manipulate others. These antisocial beings however cannot idealize or conceptually understand empathy. They are pathological liars. They are generally over-weight (very fat!) . They have anger issues ("i will punch you, i know martial farts!"). They pursue prestiges roles in which they will never attain (kobe!).

To identify these persons, note these individuals lack very foundational traits and practices i.e basic hygiene, sexual partners and or bed to sleep on.
Hagi, "so, i have 75 pairs of boxers"
ephedrine nixxa "pairs?"
Hagi, "yeah, they come in sets of 2 right?"

Ephedrine nixxa " you need to take a shower and brush ur teeth dawg"
Hagi, "Okay, Fine i will, i promise. Hey btw, what is toilet paper used for again?"

Hagi "I DONT LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS OR ANYBODY!"
by Pseudophed-head April 11, 2023
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Chief Haggisbomb

The Chief Haggisbomb is a larger version of the Haggisbomb. Nicknamed 'The Chief' a Chief Haggisbomb is made by purchasing a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru and a bottle of Jäger. After buying the Irn Bru, drink or empty a quarter of the bottle and fill it up with Jäger. Mix it up so the Jäger mixes in with all of the Irn Bru. The end result, is a 2 litre Haggisbomb, known as the Chief Haggisbomb.
Guy 1: Hey pal, can you get me a 2 litre bottle of the Bru and a bottle of Jäger?

Guy 2: Aye sure, but why?

Guy 1: I'm going to make a Chief Haggisbomb.
by Tartan Warrior June 19, 2013
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Ps1 Hagrid

THE SEXIEST BITCH IN THE WORLD. SERIOUSLY, THIS GUY IS SEXIER THAN SHREK AND RICHARDO COMBINED. HIS NAMED IS ANOTHER WORD FOR SEXY BECAUSE HE IS SO SEXY GODDAMN
You think Shrek is hot? You clearly never seen Ps1 Hagrid, who is the ultimate sex god
by TheAngryChickenWing March 2, 2020
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Fag Hags

Women who cling to gay men. Often seen around groups of gay men, they use the insulating effect to enjoy a night on the town without being assaulted by straight men. Also one who clings to a gay guy and reports to be his "bff".
"Wow those girls are such fag hags."
by Nate444 February 12, 2008
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