homoseptic

Someone who is so ugly, very stupid and likely overly hairy. The missing link. Someone so apart from mankind that they can not be part of the same species.

Kevin: "Here comes Derek, damn that guy is ugly!"
Tadhg: "Thats not a guy, he's homoseptic!"

by Tigwan Mambozie April 29, 2011

homoscale

The scale of ones homosexual actions from 1 to gay.

Guy: I hate you! if your life had a face i would punch it!
Ian: If your life had a nipple i would rub it
Guy:Dude, you just dropped so low on the homoscale

Ian: pizza is something i really admire but touching your

nipples is my true desire
Guy: OMFG, now your lower than justin bieber!!

by THENukem August 11, 2011

Homoscrobe

Someone who dresses in the style of or worse than a homeless person.

Homoscrobes are:
People who haven't showered, wear sweats, and didn't do their hair for school or work.

People who wear fleece pajama pants in public.

People who wear dirty "Juicy" shorts, when they shouldn't be wearing shorts at all.

by Homoscrobe Hunter April 20, 2013

Homoscopian

Where one stalks homosexuals using a telescope.

Jack went to jail for being a homoscopian

by ChooseGoose September 2, 2013

hemos

an ugly guy with a big ass

hemos is a b****

by unknown but awesome May 1, 2015

homosexer

Those guys you think is straight but , have gay desires,or have done gay shit with other dudes.Mind you,they are NOT feminine or queen-ish,its the actual act of homosexuality that makes the difference.They aren't necessarily on the down low either because they don't have secret gay lives.They just do the gay shit like its nothin',and look at you like what they just did wasn't gay or just don't care it was

I know Diamond is a homosexer,cuz him and his friend Khamil always be boo-lovin' on the couch and actin' like it's some normal shit

by Lexx_Domina May 7, 2016

Homosexual Hammered

When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment

Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy

by MCB95 May 15, 2016