Long-Haired Balding

A Long-Haired Balding is the next level of faggotry following a "Neckbeard" In the scale of weeaboo faggotry. Weeaboo > Neckbeard > Long-Haired Balding. Long-Haired Baldings look like trolls, usually having gross dirty long hair and balding at the same time due to being old by this point. This form of weeaboo is also mentally insane and is so obsessed with anime and japanese shit that he will do whatever to get anime shit, even kill, especially if he is sad and angry. The first Long-Haired Balding was recorded being seen at this dinky Japanese arcade. Being there for so long his weeaboo power level grew so high he evolved into the Long-Haired Balding.

"Man, look at that Long-Haired Balding over there playing IIDX. Hes passing 12s and putting those NeckBeards to shame."

by DJDuane May 5, 2009

Curly Haired Fag

A short, stalky, dwarf-like person usually dressed in black (black coat, black shoes, black nail polish, just...black) and being very fond of Russians, lesbians, and Russian lesbians. Known for having strong interests in vampire literature and for the destruction of electronic gaming devices.
Often abbreviated CHF.

"See that gotlik over there?"
"Yeah, looks like a CHF"

"Man! What happened to your playstation controller!?"
"Curly haired fag got to it..."

by Derp! December 14, 2008

Hailey Bieber

Hailey Bieber is the gorgeous wife of Justin Bieber. Hailey is one of the biggest people in Justin's life. She is super caring and understanding. Hailey is just an all around great human being and a great wife.

Did you see Hailey Bieber for the new Calvin Klein add with Justin? It was amazing.

by habitual_lady March 4, 2020

hailey

Hailey is evil, please do not associate with anyone named Hailey in your area because they are known for being evil and disturbing creatures that will hurt your heart. The news has caught one of these disgusting creatures on camera before, s there is evidence that they exist and can be very dangerous. Please do not let your children play outside by sewers because a Hailey might just be lurking around and a whole new movie will be created.

Be careful when driving at night a Hailey might be around.

by Ivy Garcia April 21, 2018

Haider

Short fat penguin and thinks he’s a big don but he’s a douche bag

Haider isugly

by Madman.123 March 17, 2019

Hainey

A 5th dimensional being that is attracted to and causes havoc in the lives of heavy drug users, and negative people. Hainey's are usually short and always wear hooded cloaks often purple in color. Hainey's become visible to the average person after being awake for more than 5 days.

I got haineys all over me, I lost my job, car, and wife in one month.

by fLaiLaHolic August 7, 2009

black haired bitch

a woman who is a bitch with black hair.

black haired woman: it's spelled stomach. not stomache.

male: . . . ur a "black haired bitch"!

by pistolsatmysides April 28, 2010