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Greg's Syndrome

the complete inability to see reason even when told by every person you know when faced with the occasional change to perform the act of coitus, resulting in kids and marriage then divorce and losing your home etc
greg fucked a psycho bird , we all told him not to , now he's married to her and has a kid and now she's divorcing him to get "half" - hence *greg's syndrome*
by t3h h4t3d March 31, 2009
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On Greg

Greg is a freak who needs to find a different lunch table.
by MuskiePride3 November 13, 2019
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GREGARY

Someone named Greg who is constantly called Gary
Hi Gary I mean Greg. Poor Gregary no one gets his name right.
by brick by brick January 21, 2010
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dirty greg

When one guy gets naked and waits for his lover to come home then hangs his ass over the roll bars of the Jeep while his boyfriend fucks him in the ass.
Joey and Greg were doing the dirty greg when their parents walked in to the garage.

Mom it's not what it looks like.
by samantha boner October 9, 2006
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teddy geiger

Perfect example of what is wrong with today's music scene. It seems that all these shitty musicians like Teddy Geiger and James Blunt are on top, while real musicians like Yngwie Malmsteen and such fail to achieve mainstream success. This of course is probably due to their fans who are just as pathetic themselves (dumb chicks who think these guys are hot or stupid guys who think they're good) Either way Teddy Geiger sucks and is almost as crappy as his music. It's sad that these losers are on top of the world. Any fan of his doesn't know shit about music and shouldn't even be allowed to touch a guitar. Fact is Teddy Geiger sucks and Malmsteen, Vai, or even Satriani, all could tear him a new ass in their sleep.
Guy 1- "Like omg dude look at Teddy Geiger playing 'For You I Will' he's so cool man."
Guy 2- "Uhh dude Teddy Geiger isn't that great his music is shit compared to others..."
Guy 1-"Shut up man, he's better than your Malmsteen and Led Zeppelin!"
Guy 2-*sigh*
by Geiger_sucks July 3, 2006
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Greg

A person who throws up after/during every party where people are getting intoxicated. Even if there isn't any alcohol around he'll find a way to vomit all over your mom's expensive Persian rug.
P1: What happened to my mom's Persian rug?

P2: Looks like Greg pulled a fast one.

P1: But it was only my sister's sixth birthday.. My dad was the only one with alcohol and all he had was a glass of wine!

P2: Greg always finds a way...
by Chestertonsvilleshire April 21, 2009
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Greg

Wow I think Greg is kinda nice
by Greg Norman December 25, 2016
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