by helpmepleaseiwanttogohome November 4, 2022

you are goofy ahh. you chose jacob over edward. you literally ate ur pizza with a fork. ur the kid who brought nos (energy drink VERY caffeinated ) in my class and made me and this other kid fall asleep
by preppy rat 🐀 March 7, 2025

by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.
A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
by Ovall September 15, 2023

“Adrian came over and started to move goofy. I had to tell him my auntie was coming over so he’d leave”
by rxk nephew December 22, 2022

by TeachMrH February 8, 2023
