coal goblin

A Minecraft player who continuously spins in a circle while individually dropping every piece of coal he owns.

Well Kaleb, Jacob really was being a coal goblin tonight.

by dungeonmasterjake November 20, 2019

cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.

Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.

by UrbanTh August 8, 2017

goblin shit

Acts that are considered illegal, frowned-upon, shenanigans or crack head activities.

Ehhh mi amigos es on that goblin shit.

by PhonkeeTown October 3, 2022

Bowl Goblin

The magic goblin that sneaks in to your room at night and smokes out of your bowl and torches all of your devil's lettuce

Hey bro, I think the bowl goblin broke in last night

by bowl,goblin, smoke, drug February 21, 2012

Penny Goblin

Steals your pennies if you drop them.

Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny

by CrimsonWarrior December 14, 2020

Weed goblin

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it

"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"

by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022

Butt-Goblin

Someone who potentially has hacks enabled in PUBG but will never admit it who is always first on the scene to loot a crate and steal another persons loot

That fucking cunt Butt-Gobline stole all my shit again.

by ha11sy October 1, 2018