Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.
Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?
by Pylomdasmartin May 9, 2018
Get the Dingle Goblinmug. by ANTI_999 August 27, 2021
Get the Dirty Goblinmug. by Pimp master lex August 17, 2020
Get the Slurp goblinmug. Hym "Holy shit are we also Goblin Slayer!?"
Iam "What? What makes you think that?"
Hym "We predate it by a little over a year and we talked about how we used to say 'I see' all the time! His catchphrase is 'Souka!' that could totally be a thing!"
Iam "Wha... No way!"
Hym "Yes way! That shit is hardcore! We're the beard cutter!"
Iam "What? What makes you think that?"
Hym "We predate it by a little over a year and we talked about how we used to say 'I see' all the time! His catchphrase is 'Souka!' that could totally be a thing!"
Iam "Wha... No way!"
Hym "Yes way! That shit is hardcore! We're the beard cutter!"
by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
Get the Goblin Slayermug. When your brain becomes a goblin when it's gets stimulated buy the good loot/lore or renting out your head rent free but it's a goblin .
by ThePlatformerAU December 9, 2022
Get the Goblin Brainmug. When one is laying on a bed (table, bench...) on their back with their head hanging off the edge and takes a dick in their mouth upside down and gives an amazing throat job.
This chick last night laid down on the bed and gave me the best reverse goblin I have ever had... when I was done I gave her a pearl necklace for her efforts!
by Clamout May 4, 2018
Get the reverse goblinmug. by Rojo125 June 23, 2019
Get the Crack goblinmug.