Grilling Ham

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.

Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.

by b-rad.J February 10, 2025

Gillis-Graduation-Gobbler

A name for a woman that got too hands at a graduation party.

Dude hide, it's the Gillis-Graduation-Gobbler

Oh no! I'm next!

by GillisGraduationGobbler April 10, 2025

Grilling Lettuce

A way to describe an individual who isn’t quite right in the head.

Did you see the guy with the helmet eating soup with a fork? Yeah he’s grilling lettuce for sure.

by Williams Nardin May 28, 2025

Gilfin

When someone had a deep bromance for you

I got a whole lotta gilfin for my homie

by Tauhid May 30, 2025

Gillian

Happy pride month! It’s okay to be gay, we still love you. I really hope that this wave of confusion passes for you.

Random: Gillian is a cool guy.

by I like to spend money June 2, 2025

girliner

it's the female term for the word "guyliner". (i made this up myself just a few moments ago, I CLAIMED THIS AS MY OWN WORD.)

"Dude, I'd probably rock the girliner more than Avril Lavigne herself."

by sapphicfever September 24, 2025

Girlinn

A term of endearment for a girl or young woman who has been welcomed into one's heart or home. Unlike "girlie" (which can be condescending), "girlinn" conveys warmth, protection, and acceptance. The suffix "-inn" evokes the image of an inn or safe haven, suggesting that the girl has found refuge and belonging.

"Come sit by the fire, girlinn. You're home now."
"She's not just any girl—she's my girlinn."

by Alkimed November 6, 2025