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A slutty person who has an STD
She's like a free gift with purchase. She is such a whore and probably has something
by Duke diggler July 3, 2021
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Gift

Gift. By dictionary means present but in depth, yes a present but a present to the world and a great one as a matter of fact. A beautiful and talented person, someone that never gives up on anything but can easily give up on people. Seems soft and weak but should never be tested! Pretty, lovely, talented, cheerful, humoured and very kind (only to those that earn it)

Never open to opinions and is always right and hates being corrected.
" Hannah, you act like such a Gift!"

" Thank you I know!"
by HolyGrayal April 5, 2017
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Faggot Gift

A gift so bad that it basically outs the giver as a faggot.
Joe Biden must've been too afraid to call the President of Kenya a porch monkey, so he gave him a faggot gift instead: a pair of rocking chairs.
by Publius0987 April 10, 2025
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Liberty gift

The liberty gift is a disgusting package of nastiness, which is flung against the property of someone you hate or feel like spiting.

The liberty gift is made from a dead phish stuffed with cat snit and wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel.

There are two methods of delivery: Active and Passive

Acftive delivery requires that you fling it or hum it at a target which whould compromise the peace of mind of yopur victim. The active approach usually makes a mess.

The passive approach involves placing or setting the gift on top of your target. The contents of the package tend to seep on to the target and cause corrosive damage.

For more fun try a flaming liberty gift.
If you find a dead phish stuffed with cat shit wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel, chances are it is a liberty gift.
by mourgh August 20, 2005
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Gift Basket

The act of taking a poo in a wicker basket and giving it to your girlfriends husband
I gave Barry a gift basket last night, he absolutely loves it
by LRonMuhammad March 23, 2024
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Jumanji Gift

A gift you received with bad vibes from a person, that is then gifted to another person without knowing that it has bad vibes.
Jumanji Gift - To re-gift a cursed gift to an unknowing recipient.

“Yeah, I Jumanji’d that weird statue (insert ex gf name) gave me to a coworker for Secret Santa. It’s their problem now.”
by Tetnoyer December 14, 2023
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universal gift

When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011
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