Ghost crapper

The dude who, invariably comes into the stall next to you, breathing heavily, moaning and groaning, and proceeds to unload everthing he has eaten in the past week and a half. You never see him(because you are running out of the bathroom in fear), but you know he is there.

Why was Darrell running out of the bathroom so fast?
Must have been the Ghost crapper!
(sticks head inside bathroom) Yep. It was the Ghost crapper.

Ghost crapper by lonestarjr June 12, 2013

ghost tugger 

When a ghost jacks you off

"Man, the other night I woke up to a ghost tugger. It wasn't the worst, actually."

ghost tugger by GhostsareOK December 1, 2013

ghost in the stalls 

A prank in which one hides in a stall, waits for someone to go in the other stall, then screams multiple times at the top of their lungs. If done properly the one who is being pranked will leave their pants in the stall and run outside screaming.

Guy 1:"What was with that guy who ran out here without pants,screaming?"

Guy 2:"I gave him the old, ghost in the stalls."

ghost in the stalls by D@MN_IT_BOBBEH! January 6, 2014

ghost sperm 

Pre-Ejaculation

1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.

"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."

2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.

"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"

Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.

3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.

"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"

"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."

"Ghost Sperm!" This is the explanation of pre-ejaculation. Pre-ejaculation is nothing more than "Ghost Sperm." Well, can create a baby, but these sperms were ghosts to you.

ghost sperm by P00FZER0 July 14, 2014

ghost cursor 

When your laptop crashes, and you're sitting 3 feet from it, watching the cursor dance around the screen on its own, clicking on random things, to your horror.

" I keep getting pics of Walmart fruit and anteaters giving birth, cuz the ghost cursor is jumping all over the screen & I can't catch it"

ghost cursor by Yertie August 15, 2014

Ghostbuster's piss 

After a hard night of drinking or sex you urinate 2 streams and turns into one big stream.

Adam urinated all over the floor due to the fact he had a Ghostbuster's piss.

Ghostbuster's piss by YooJoe1 November 16, 2014

Ghost Anal

Ghost Anal happens when you are fucked in the ass by a huge dick and it leaves you feeling like you still have the huge dick still in your ass, even though the guy left about an hour ago.

Woman A: It still feels like i'm being fucked in my ass.
Woman B: Do you have a good case of ghost anal?
Woman A: No, I have a job meeting in 30 and I feel like my shit is going to fall out.

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Ghost Anal by Curve2015 October 21, 2015