by mollymae26 July 23, 2019
Get the Flex mug.Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.
“Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”
by face of mars November 18, 2019
Get the first world flex mug.Be back in minute just flexing a pop.
Why did you take so long? Sorry I was flexing a pop.
Do you have a toilet? Need to flex a pop urgently.
Why did you take so long? Sorry I was flexing a pop.
Do you have a toilet? Need to flex a pop urgently.
by HeavySoss December 7, 2019
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Get the Flex Tape mug.Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated
*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
by Slash1492 April 20, 2019
Get the first class flex mug.A next level scandal type of fuckboy. Usually from the southern parts of the Pacific. Can be found in bars and clubs on their nights off. Likes salsa music. Thoti-Flexs use their charm and wittiness to catch their prey.
Friend: damn check out that couple making out at the bar
Friend 2: holy shit he just picked her up on the bar and is going ham on her!
Friend: did you see her hit her head when he picked her up?
Friend: that's not your average fuckboy...That's a thoti-flex.
Friend 2: holy shit he just picked her up on the bar and is going ham on her!
Friend: did you see her hit her head when he picked her up?
Friend: that's not your average fuckboy...That's a thoti-flex.
by Thoti-flex March 24, 2019
Get the Thoti-flex mug.Random shit you say when you watch a ricegum video or a MrBeast video (all tho mr beast videos are cool). (mrbeast if you are reading this plz give me money)
by RandomKid666 April 15, 2019
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