Flex Tape

A weapon used to gag your enemy or strangle the by wrapping it around their neck.

I sawed this boat In half! Flex tape is keto

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

Ghost Flexing

Definition: When someone ignores your messages for days, then posts something impressive on social media to remind you they’re "still winning."

Example:
"He didn’t reply for a week but just posted a gym selfie with a Lambo in the back—classic ghost flexing."

by efsz June 28, 2025

half flex

Half flex is when you or someone else does something flashy but it's half-assed or cheated in some way.

Tom:Did you see Brads new car?

Joe: yeah I saw that half flex machine, his parents bought the car and he just bought the rims .

by DRANGO May 8, 2017

Flex

When someone is flaunting, bragging. You see a lot of celebrities do that and probably rude girls in school. If someone does this often enough they’re a flexor

Becky: Well, yesterday my Dad bought me a yacht and bought me a car, it was a Lamborghini
John: Becky stop flexing,no one likes flexors

by Personbehindscreen5 June 20, 2019

Flex tape

The product of one god, Phil swift himself
He has rained down on us the perfect bondage for leaks
The ultimate repair for literal anything

He saws a boat in half and fixes it with only one of his great marks left flex tape

“To show you the power of flex tape I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only flex tape!”-the god himself

by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018

Flex

Flee(FL) + Alex(EX) = Flex

We FLEX on our haters.

by Anon208 November 6, 2017

Avon flex

A chinese person who thinks that they are cool so they put shitty tatoos and sing shitty raps.

"Omg! Is that Avon Flex, fucking fag"

by Aig group May 12, 2016