grocery feet

When a person has nasty, dirty, scaley, calloused feet and their toes are scraggily looking clanchett.

"OMG! I have grocery feet! I need to make a pedicure appointment now!"
"Oh, hellll no! I ain't goin' to no mall with these grocery feet."

by sexylips October 17, 2005

mosh feet

Bad feet conditon from moshing at Heavy Metal concert.

James: Damn, I got bad case of mosh feet from that Slipknot concert.

by B.J.M. July 1, 2006

cold feet

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)

I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

monkey feet

Its when you have a jesus toe.

When your index toe is bigger than your big toe and it looks like it can grip things

by Shelbs April 21, 2005

blue feet

Similar to blue balls, "blue feet" is the feeling a skateboarder gets when either they come across a perfect skatespot while not having their board handy, or for any other reason are unable to skate when they are dying to.

This term can also apply to any kind of board rider or foot-focused athlete for that matter.

"Yo peep that buttery hubba ledge across the street."

"Wow its perfect. We shoulda brought our boards.. didn't know there'd be spots around here.."

"Ah.. you feelin the instant blue feet right now? Im in pain.."

by stos October 12, 2009

timid feet

When you accidentally touch someone's foot under a table at a library, usually in a college or university setting. Then, the person who was touched will move their feet in an awkward position to be as far away from yours as possible.

See that guy? I accidentally touched his foot, now he has timid feet.

by raykarls March 16, 2015

Jizz Feet

Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.

The shower was fucked at the hotel room, now I gotta walk around with jizz feet all day.

by Cubby Dubby July 11, 2018