Falcon Punch

What hookers use to save time

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!

by 812479 January 1, 2010

Purple Falcon

A man who does one or two man luge and usually likes being a buddy fucker.

Scott B why are you being such a god damn purple falcon right now...WTF

by Chronic000 October 30, 2010

falcon

unintentionally getting hit in the head by a ball of any kind

Jimmy gets hit in the head by a ball during football

Friend: HAHA Jimmy just got Falconed

by diked March 26, 2006

Fallon

The act of taking a work dump or a post big meal dump

I love killing time at work by taking a huge Fallon!
dude I ate so much, I'm afraid this Fallon might break the bowl.

by brosauruswrecks April 3, 2015

fallon

A fallon is a unit of measurement used to describe how sexually attractive a man is. One fallon is equal to Jimmy Fallon. This unit is typically used by homosexual men.

The fallon system has very few rules. To be a valid measurement, it must be a positive number between zero and 10. Fractions and decimals are permitted (a person can be half a fallon) but nobody can be zero fallons. Generally, a 10 is not given as it implies the perfect man, but is valid.

The fallon number system is metric, so prefixes may be added to the unit.

Hag: "What do you think of my new boyfriend?"
Fag: "He's about 3 fallons, maybe 4 after a few drinks."

by MonsterousMonster January 17, 2010

Falmouth Merry-Go-Round

This is a very violent sexual action preformed by a horse and a chick. This is when a woman preforms oral sex on the horses long slimey sexual organ (the cock penis whatever u like) and does a hoola hoop at the exact same time!

Hey Luke D. werent u the first dude to give a horse a Falmouth Merry-Go-Round?

Why yes i was and the horse had the juicyest jizz i every could ask Santa for!!!!!!!

by twoguysonehorse12 June 25, 2009

falcon ridge

(n) a 4-day folk festival in eastern central new york state (some say upstate). it is the best annual hippie gathering with tons of great bands and tens of thousands of people of every type (except neo-cons, conservatives, baby killers, etc.) on the biggest hill in the world. desert heat in day, alpine cold at night, and the coolest(not as in cold) weather this side of the moon. music and parties and love and food and frisbee. expencieve as shit, though. and tents. thousands upon thousands of tents.

"at falcon ridge this summer we've inraged the falcon gods
tents have turned to creeping crawling body snatchen pods"
-moxy fruvous

by annon. January 17, 2004