Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces
Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.
by RiLoCh February 13, 2023
Get the Horse Fairmug. A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
Get the jizz fairmug. by AngiTangi September 3, 2021
Get the Fair snoodmug. by fordashy is gay June 27, 2023
Get the Financial Fair Playmug. Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop
Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop
Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.
by wordcatcher45 June 12, 2012
Get the fair pigsmug. A clear day or clean complexion.
(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021
Get the Fair as a goat’s assmug. 