Laissez-faire faveur

When someone offers a favor, but in reality, they want you do the majority of the work.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.

Darius: "The company laid me off, but they are willing to give me a strong recommendation during my job search."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020

Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City

"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho

by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020

fair scare

When you scare someone back for scaring you.

Guy: Boo!

Girl: Ack!

Guy: It's only fair. You scared me first.

Girl: Okay. Agreed that is was a fair scare.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 5, 2025

fair weather flyer

1. a skydiver who hasn't cut away and only comes out to the drop zone when the weather is nice enough to jump

2. a weekend warrior who skydives when the weather permits

1. my friends have 9 to 5 jobs and kids so they are fair weather flyers

2. my dad works during the week and jumps on the weekend if its nice out. he's such a fair weather flyer

by ashproh December 7, 2011

Fair

A straight male that has done enough fairy ass things to be considered a true fair.

The other day after work Connor said that Candlebox is now his favorite band while he was sipping a Mango Cart. The guy is officially a full blown fair.

by FrickJames October 15, 2020

Faire une Tanguy

Interrompre un élan de blagues dans une discussion en annoncant une banalité, présentée comme une découverte majeur à la discussion. Faire une Tanguy est souvent suivi d'une absence prolongée de réponse des autres membres de la discussion.

Synonyme: voir enfoncer une porte ouverte, ramer, Faire un bide.
Disclaimer: Faire une Tanguy peut être une stratégie humoristique risquée sous l'angle de l'auto dérision.

"Je viens de faire une Tanguy, mon dernier message est resté en 'vu'..."

by hugmo November 26, 2023