take me fishing

a phrase my dauther and I made up one day while looking out into ocean we were taking about getting old and what she would do when I got old she said I'm going to take you fishing far out in the ocean and throw your ass off the boat

come on dad we're going fishing yes honey take me fishing I love fishing

yes I know you're mad at me and you are going to take me fishing when i get old

by hienuf May 12, 2007

Gold fishing

The act of "gold fishing" is define as, when a person who has just pour water containing one more "Gold Fish" in ones anus and removes them by anal insertion of some kind.

"Hey why is my floor wet ?"

"Sorry,I was Gold Fishing"

by pseudonym_Liqour October 10, 2016

cat fishing

A bottom feeder, a tag along, a person riding on the coat tails of someone to get where they are trying to go. A person looking for a free ride, the easy way out. In some cases a mooch. A person looking for a meal ticket, and a Liar.

Suzie got an inheritance, shortly after Johnny started dating Suzie. Suzie spent a ton of money on Johnny buying new clothes, big screen tv's, a new truck for Johnny, and a beautiful condo for her and Johnny to live in. Johnny swore he loved her. Suzie put the truck in Johnny's name because she too loved Johnny. Suzie soon realized that all of her money had been spent. Johnny then broke up with Suzie, took the truck, the tv's, the clothes, and never looked back. Suzie is now broke, and broken hearted. Shame on Johnny, he was just "cat fishing".

by Temperance01 January 17, 2013

ice fishing

A disgusting sexual act similar to ice fishing. When one goes ice fishing, it is usually necessary to cut a hole in the ice before inserting one's pole. In the sexual act, one must cut a hole in the victim and then proceed to have intercourse with the fresh hole. The victim is either dead or dying during ice fishing.

She's a babe, I'd take her ice fishing!

by froke June 22, 2004

Tit fishing

a step beyond a cleavage poke. Where a guy trys to get under a woman bra and grab some naked tit.

I'm going tit fishing.

by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010

Shark fishing

Shark fishing: wanting to fuck with enormous emotion.

Person 1: id go shark fishing for you

Person 2: oh my god let's go fuck me now

by Babyhitmehard December 11, 2016

Jelly Fishing

when a person is sagging and their crack is visible aka plumbers crack and a friend who simply cannot resist temptation sticks their finger in the crack and wiggles it around. originates from Sponge Bob

Jerry: Fine this is what jelly fishing is...

Amanda: Did you just stick ur finger in my crack??...

Patrick: Thats what she said! OH WASSUP!

by Jellyfishers unanimous. November 14, 2009