by Southerland November 23, 2010
Get the Fairy Booter mug.A theorized source of the euphoria that suddenly fills your porous body, as you come across a relic of sorts that helped define you as an adult.
"I'm going to stay in the house I grew up in for a few nights over Christmas. The Nostalgia Fairy is gonna rape me, man"
by Bricks On Molly December 13, 2012
Get the Nostalgia Fairy mug.Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.
Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
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Get the fairy lady mug.A bigass fairy that steals shit out of your mouth and keeps it in their house and occasionally eats them. They also love when you put it under your pillow, so they can take the pillow, put it above your face and bust a nut on it. Then leave with your tooth.
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