Expresso

The stupid person way of spelling espresso because the first few letters kinda spell out express + an O at the end so that must be how it’s pronounced. Usually used by triggered Americans who make up their own spelling for things because they can’t spell properly.

Can I get a coffee with double Expresso?
“Sure I will try to express my feelings double for you.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 1, 2023

EXPESHALLY

The new and improved way of saying Especially but with more Enthusiasm. It could also be interpreted as saying Especially!!!! but without having to put a exclamation mark.

You do a great job Expeshally when you know what you are doing.

by The One Who Knows!!!!!! August 2, 2023

expireship

A relationship agreed upon between two willing parties for a proscribed length of time.

Both parties will have full access to the other party, similar to a relationship for the length of time that was laid forth at commencement. I.E. Fake Dating, without the “fake”
coined by Author Willow Sanders in the story "The Expireship" (c) 2023

I only needed him to be my boyfriend long enough to get through my brother's wedding without anyone questioning me about my love life. So we agreed to an expireship. We'd have all the benefits of a relationship, with an expiration date of two weeks from today.

by Romance Writer August 19, 2023

Expresso Bean

Adderall or some form of substitute, usually taken in the morning like coffee

I just popped a expresso bean bro it got me going...

by EyelidCinema October 28, 2023

Expireship

The combination of the words expired/expiration and relationship. A relationship that is bound to expire, destined to expire, planned to expire, known it will end/expire, in other words, you know that the relationship will end whether it's because it's toxic or you have to part ways at a certain point/date in time. It can also be a relationship that has expired but is minimally maintained.

I am having a hard time coming to terms with fully understanding this is an expireship.

I've been in a couple of expireships -- they were fun until they weren't.

We are moving from each other and know that this is now an expireships.

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

Expresso

The term used for a shameful hookup with your ex.

"John told me he's gonna have an Expresso with his ex girlfriend tomorrow,I can't see this going well"

by Tracheaballs June 13, 2024

Expressionous

To be filled of many different expressions drastically

Anna put on many expressionous faces while her dog was ran over

by Kjayfrl November 22, 2024