old english

common english language phrases and means of expression including typical terms uttered by people who fart dust.
Did that guy just call me a doll?

Yeah, but its ok, I think he meant well.

Oh look, he just farted dust.
by nick May 23, 2005
Get the old english mug.

Bad At English

Benjamin Imison
I am Bad At English
by Benum June 01, 2018
Get the Bad At English mug.

Spaking English

When you say to your friends your not spaking English when your the one that is not
by SHERKED March 11, 2017
Get the Spaking English mug.

English Teachers

They are Satan but way more extreme, they torment you by forcing you to write pointless paragraphs of one sentence in a prehistoric book that no one uses. These types of motherfuckers would assign you 10 paragraph essay for you to compete for the next day. I swear, I would personally start a holocaust for English teachers; if you picked English A level consider this as a warning to you.
Person one: We have English.
Person two: IK
Person: English Teachers are worse, trust me
by IslamicTord December 09, 2022
Get the English Teachers mug.

english flagship

a combination of a dutch rudder and a german piston
"hey, betty, do you want to get to geather later and do an english flagship with me?"
by lars fredricksen January 10, 2009
Get the english flagship mug.

Internet English

n. A dialect of the English language frequently used on the internet.

The following rules apply when using in Internet English:

-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.

-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.

-Wut: short for "what."

-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."

...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The lack of conventions, lack of punctuation, frequent misspellings, and incorrect uses of words' meanings are what characterizes Internet English. This language is used often on social media and text messaging. Websites include YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
by Ilisten2Metal October 28, 2015
Get the Internet English mug.

english mishman

An english mishman is when you are at a party of someone you dont like. you find a girl have anal sex and ejaculate inside her,then have her deficate in a pillow case for the party thrower to find in the morning.
dude i was at this guys house and we totally did the english mishman. it was awesome. i hate that guy.
by the budrick May 13, 2010
Get the english mishman mug.