taking an elvis

When you poop so hard you come close to passing out and dying.

Mary was sitting on the toilet and let out a scream as she pooped. I swear she was taking an Elvis and dying right there!

by BirndneckBenjy February 24, 2018

The shit that killed elvis

Really dank ass weed

Hey bobby do u want to smoke.i have the shit that killed elvis

by This dick2424 January 7, 2019

Took an elvis

Taking a shit and end up dieing in the process or taking a big shit.

He took an elvis last night.

by ridder66 July 18, 2019

Savannah and Elvis

just freinds

Savannah and Elvis are so cute

Elvis: Were just freinds

by ill kick Eli's ass October 31, 2020

50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong

It means hugely popular things are hugely popular for a reason.

"Hey, wanna watch Harry Potter with me?"
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."

by Johann von Gambelputty December 12, 2020

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

pulling an Elvis

nearly dying after shiting yourself

yo my grandma was pulling an Elvis on my family last night

by oak_tree March 16, 2024