earsturbation

The intensely pleasurable act associated with cleaning one's ear with a cotton bud or relieving an itch with your finger or similarly shaped object.

Man: (moan)
Woman: Honey, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes now; is everything ok?
Man: Yeah, babe, I'm just enjoying a bit of earsturbation... I'll be out as soon as I finish the other ear! (moan)
Woman: Hey, pass me a Q-tip and I'll join you!
Man and Woman: (moan)

by mfort November 30, 2009

google earth skank

When it is evident that a female has loose morals from afar.

-Man, can u see that bitch?

-Sure, so obvious from here; she's a Google earth skank!

by Rocky Serrano July 16, 2008

Cat Ears Girl

Some weird chick in Boston who wears kitty cat ears all the time. She has a buncha different kinds.

cat ears girl always wears kitty ears. no one knows why.

by Russtee August 4, 2008

Flat Earth Society

Flat Earth Society (n.) - The International Flat Earth Society was created in 1956 by the English man, Samuel Shenton. They argued that the Earth is actually flat. It was believed by members and non-members alike that the Apollo moon landings were a hoax and were made up by NASA in order to get ahead in the space race against Russia. The Honorable Samuel Shenton died in 1971. Charles K. Johnson became the new president of the Flat Earth Society. Consequently, the Society was moved to Lancaster, California. Under Johnson's leadership, the Society grew from a few members to around 3,000 worldwide. The Society believes that humans live on a disc. A good portion believes that the North Pole is at its center and there is a 150-foot (~45 meter) high wall of ice at the outer edge (generally believed to be the so-called Antartica). The resulting map resembles the symbol of the United Nations, something Johnson used as evidence for his position. In this model, the sun and moon are each a mere 32 miles (52 km) in diameter. The Honorable Charles K. Johnson died on March 19, 2001, leaving the Society without a leader. This was the end of the Flat Earth Society as we knew it. It now only exists through the remaining believers, but there is no official organization like before. There are some websites dedicated to the Society, but stand mostly for parodical purposes.

The Flat Earth Society fought the lonely fight of leading the world back to 'sanity'.

by r0akh December 31, 2006

Earshot

The distance of which one person can hear, or be heard.

Ricky was in earshot range to hear about Kennedy's affair.

by 02-01-2016, 06:37 PM June 19, 2018

Negro Ears

Used to describe a urban person that only listens to urban music.

Girl 1: Yo, Sha-ney-nay-ray. You herd da new Taylor Swift song? Its aight.

Girl 2: Isnt dat duh young skinny white gurl. Shanefa, now you know I dont be listening to that white people music. Gimme dat Biggie or Tupac.

Girl 1: Guuuurl, you need to stop wit your negro ears and expand your cultural horizon.

by JB Smoooove March 6, 2011

Butthole Of The Earth

A disgusting, run-down, often smelly little town, with ugly and stupid people living in it, usually
passed through while traveling by automobile, in the process of trying to get to somewhere else good.

"Man, this place stinks! It's like The Butthole Of The Earth or some shit!

by lookwuticando January 8, 2009