dutch oven

The dark abyss of bed covers in witch there are insane amounts of ass air waiting to suffocate the next nearest victim.

Man I cooked the craziest dutch oven ever and nearly made my friend pass out. :)

by Schiz October 16, 2008

Dutch Buddies

Two heterosexual males who insist on their heterosexualness but constantly engage in non-hetero or questionably homosexual behavior.

Did you see those two dutch buddies go skinny dipping?

by Aaron Rainwater/Joe Hollins January 8, 2008

Dutch Dick

The biggest penis that there is.

Whoa!!! That guy has a Dutch Dick!

by RyanGuy March 5, 2008

Dutch rocketship

Flatuating on top of a partner, causing him or her to crawl away.

I got about 4 feet of thrust from a dutch rocketship last night!

by CBoZ June 11, 2008

dutch shot

n. an alcoholic beverage mixed in a wooden shoe, preferably aged 20 or so years. The mixture contains warm beer, whiskey and crumbled up potato chips.

Mike and I made a dutch shot the other night for my friend's birthday, and to let Ghanaians know it's Christmas time.

by whoareyalol June 30, 2010

Dutch Lobster

1. A homosexual act where one man engages in anal sex with another man and grabs his man boobs so hard that it leaves "claw" marks.
2. A sexual act, where a man has vaginal sex from behind, clutching her breasts so hard that it leaves "claw" marks, and just prior to orgasm, withdraws his penis and inserts it in her anus.
3. Another sexual act, the woman penetrates her man anally with the use of a "strap on", and grasps his man boobs so hard as so to leave marks.

1. Mark's partner Richard was so fond of giving him a Dutch Lobster that he had to wear t-shirts in the summer to cover the scratches.
2. Me: Dude, we were so wasted last night, my girl let me give her a Dutch Lobster
Dude: No way!
Me: Yeah, but she made me pay for it.
Dude:How?
Me: I gotta be the Designated Driver to her friends baby shower next weekend.
3. Girlfriend: I can't believe my man!
Gay Male Friend: What happened?
Girlfriend: He got me wasted and did the old Dutch Lobster on me!
Gay Male Friend: Well... What did you do?
Girlfriend: Got my old strap-on, waited til he fell asleep, and gave him a Dutch Lobster!
Gay Male Friend: Oh girl, next time invite me over for a little Lobster!

by Tankboy February 14, 2006

Dutch exit

To fart before leaving a table, car, elevator, or room and leaving the stench with others. A cross between a Dutch oven and a French exit.

Did you guys dig that Dutch exit I pulled off when you dropped me off last night?

by Menudofan July 6, 2006