The Duke

An ailment prevalent in the cheffing community during the summer months. Most commonly resulting from a combination of sweat, heat and friction leading to a chaffing rash between the thighs. Symptoms include walking like John Wayne.

Cook1: You're walking like you got fucked in the arse... your woman make you go horse riding again?
Cook2: Nah mate, I got the duke.

by achef January 11, 2012

Duke University

The most overrated basketball school since their championship in 2001. Most recently, last year, heading into a game with Maryland, both teams had the same record, similar Strength of schedule, same conference record. The only difference was, Maryland had beaten Duke earlier in the year, BUT, Duke was ranked 14 and Maryland was unranked. Of course, Maryland dominated as they have done in most all of the head to head games since 2001. I have never met a heterosexual male Duke fan, but how can you blame them, if I went to Duke I'd probably end up with a guy too considering the quality of women attending the school.

Maryland fan-Hey did you watch the game the other night?
Duke University fan- No, I was too busy having gay sex. Who won?
Maryland fan- The team with the better head coach, Gary Williams.

by G-UNIT7 December 19, 2007

duked

Where one is extremely intoxicated on many illicit substances and/or solids. Phrase coined by one they call; 'Luke the Duke', who is quite frequently 'duked'.

"Man i was soooo fukedupcunt, I was duked" or "im so fucking duked bro.."

by Crazzz January 19, 2008

Dudemans

Noun. This word is interchangeable with common phrases like "dude," "buddy," "chief," or "skipper," and is used in place of a pronoun.

We should really go talk to dudemans about that thing.

by switchthink December 18, 2010

Duke Me Off

When some one just jerks you around, or is a bitch.

Chase why does John always have to Duke Me Off.

by p0kem0n13 May 21, 2011

Dukeymonster Hole

A mix of a donkey, a monster, and a butthole. Also what retard cyber bullies say on youtube when they are trying to find a comeback. Obviously this leaves them looking stupid.

You are a Dukeymonster Hole!

by Tired of stupid people! November 15, 2011

Duke

Talking about yours or someone else’s butt

Example: “Yo look at her duke.” Or “ My duke look good in these jeans”

by princessdiva1010 September 9, 2020