drunk the fuck up 

when you messed up a very important task because you were too drunk.

I drunk the fuck up, she was unsatisfied.

drunk the fuck up by del swennard April 3, 2009

Drunk Stains 

Where one becomes so drunk that they shit all over ones bathroom, bed or self. Often they don't remember until they wake up and the entire bed is covered in shit.

He was so drunk last night he left drunk stains all over the bathroom.

Drunk Stains by Stagin55 February 7, 2010

drunk doll 

Someone who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, mainly vodka, and gets so drunk they end up blacking out and puking at some point. During this trance, a doll may dance dirty, lose their drinks, buy more alcohol after getting theirs taken away, stumble home, run friends into the wall, talk to trash cans and express their feelings to them, runs to the toilet/trash can to puke guts out and eventually passes out. The next morning they must down a bunch of mountain dew to get rehydrated and feel sick the rest of the day.

I was such a drunk doll last nite.

drunk doll by Ash Doll August 20, 2010

Drunk panda 

When you have too much to drink and you have lost your control to think straight. Means u had a good time

drunk panda

I was wasted last night and became a drunk panda. Or i was a drunken panda

Drunk panda by meldarican June 1, 2011

Drunk-logic

The cognitive process an extremely enebriated individual uses when they:
(1) chose to do something very strange or stupid.
(2) pass words of wisdom or ideas to those around them that really aren't wise or interesting and most of the time, don't even make sense at all.

I'm waiting in line at a bar with my boyfriend, and another couple. I know the bar and bouncers so they allowed us to wait in the VIP line. My boyfriend's friend, who is btw already completely hammered, turns around to a random guy behind him and says with eyes fully bulged and drool dripping from his mouth:

"I'm wayyy knarlier than you bro". For no reason, and was laughing hysterically... In a really creepy not funny way, I thought there was going to be a fight... But...
The bouncer sees this other VIP (who he knows) is being harassed by someone I was vouching for, and announced that I could come in but the guy we brought couldn't enter the bar. So we left because his mind told him to announce his "knarliness" in a state of drunk-logic to a stranger who really just looked extremely confused.

Drunk-logic by LalenaBella September 7, 2013

Drunk Pot 

The state of being under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.

"Dude i was so drunk pot last night i could'nt even stand!"

Drunk Pot by Chad Barrett February 21, 2009

drunk swag 

The swagger that one acquires after consuming enough alcohol to give them a extra super confidence and euphoria. This is mostly associated with the morning after a long night of heavy drinking when the drinker still has that superman confidence till the buzz wears off.

Brian had that drunk swag, he got like 2 numbers and fucked a bitch in the bathroom the next morning at school.

Jamal liked working the mornings after a long night of drinking cause he had that drunk swag for a while, which made him feel like a king.

drunk swag by Vocab killer November 28, 2011