[artimus pile driver]

a very narrow penis shaft with an enormous penis head

the only reason i had an orgasm was because of his artimus pile driver

by rich horak December 15, 2006

Mississippi Pile Driver

A shovel that is unnecessarily sharp and wide.

Oh u think?..... That I?...And We??.....pshhhh... BOI, my Mississippi Pile Driver can fix yo shit.

by Thugtacular October 13, 2011

volvo driver

people that suck so bad at driving, that they need to get themselves a volvo so they don't die in crashes

bad driver: "see how i came away unscathed after ramming my car to the walls? cuz i drive a volvo, great car"

police: "dumbass volvo driver"

by nknknnk May 3, 2006

hershey highway driver

The inserter in the having of the butt sex

Dude1: "that guy is such a hershey highway driver"
Dude2: "dude, how do you know??"
Dude1: "he got me last night!!"
Dude2: "so thats why you cant fart or sit down!!"

by Chubbard April 5, 2006

Jersey Driver

A person from NJ who knows how to drive in the most populated state in the US yet that the car insurance companies are not friendly and will drop you if they can. Anyone used to paying 2 to 3 times the cost of car insurance that people in other states pay yet who can still drive Route 9 and not care.

After Robby graduated college in Iowa, he got a job in NJ. Upon moving there, his Iowa car insurance company dropped him since they said that "they didn't service that market." When he went shopping for new insurance it cost him three times what he had paid in Iowa for less coverage. His coworkers just laughed at him as he complained. They already knew the cost of being a Jersey Driver...

by econobiker June 27, 2008

teen driver

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face, and then proceeds to slap her, preferably on the nose, with his still erect penis

When Robert refused a blow job, Elise didn't expect to receive a teen driver.

by SirKnowItAll December 11, 2006

Russian Cab Driver

The "Russian Cab Driver" aslo known as the less familiar "backseat drunk- rider", is when you have sex with an individual in the anus, while holding their hair with one hand (like you are driving); as you take a shot of vodka.

"Dude, I heard that kid Dylan Russian Cab Drove the captain of the cheerleading team!" Matt: (in a Russian accent) " want to ride my cab?". Girl: " what, the Russian cab driver? Hell yes!"

by Dblackxcore September 1, 2009