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Undercover douchebag

someone who is not meaning to be a douche bag but is. This person usually hears a story and braggs about how his life is going so well.
Dude, did you hear what Scott said after Frank told him that his girlfriend broke up with him?
Yea dude. Scott was totally being an undercover douchebag
by mytheral February 12, 2010
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Academic Douchebag

That one student that sits either in the front or the back of the classroom who raises their hand in class only to show off his/her knowledge on the topic at hand not to appear smart, but to put others efforts down, hence making themselves look good. Also paired with bogarting the professor's time at the end of class to share asinine facts and figures instead of asking questions and leaving like the rest of the class.
Student 1 (to professor in class): I wasn't too sure about what the book meant by the reference to the "South" in chapter two; I think it means (enter answer). Could you please explain?

Professor: Interesting point Student 1.

Academic Douchebag: (To student 1) Actually professor, I believe the answer to that question was actually answered in the footnotes in chapter one. It doesn't really mean THAT, it means (academic douchebaggey answer)
by ohemgeee February 12, 2010
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gangrenous douchebag

any one of a number of writers and anchors at FoxNews
That lying bastard Sean Hannity is just a gangrenous douchebag.
by the HEmaster January 1, 2009
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Dillywaddle Douchebag

Some one who is like a douchebag but is different from the others. Who has more douchebagness than a normal one
Corey sure is a dillywaddle douchebag!!
by TomCruiseLover April 10, 2009
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douchebag

1.- A feminine cleaning product.

2.- My dipshit bus driver.
1.- OH NO! My dog just ate my douchebag!

2.- So what do you say to setting that douchebag bus driver on FIRE?
by UpAllNightDude July 29, 2008
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Douchebag

1. Some one you extremely dis-like.

2. A cleaning devise used for the female gender to relive their Vagina's of well sex fluids....

3. Something when you finnaly figure out what it is you go... Oh so there is something for that...
1.That guy is a COMPLETE douchebag.

2.I cannot fit it in there you better pull out the douche.

3.God using a straw is soo much harder.
by RID3R04 April 20, 2009
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Douchebag

The Denver Douchebags with that inimitible Douchebag, John "Wrongway" Elwad who would run 40 yard to avoid being tackled because he was a pantywaist.
The Douchebags announcer: "Elway...Elway...Elway...Awwwwww, sacked again!"
by wanker56 November 20, 2009
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