doomscroll

Originally, doomscrolling meant scrolling as a doomer (someone who is pessimistic about everything,) feeling worse about yourself and the world the more you scrolled.

Nowadays, to doomscroll is to scroll on an app or website forever; until your doom.

I am going to doomscroll for the next 5 hours and ignore my responsibilities to my detriment.

by LuxuriantCarrot February 17, 2025

Doomsend

Keep going at something that’s unfun and tilting

“I heard GIM Fearzzy did 47 Corrupted Gauntlets today."
"Yeah, he's been doomsending all day!"

by Dr Disrespects your time July 6, 2025

Doomscrolling

The act of endlessly scrolling through depressing, chaotic, or brain-melting content online. fully aware it’s ruining your mental health but too far gone to stop. Often accompanied by existential dread, bad posture, and the phrase “just one more.”

“I was supposed to go to bed at 11 but ended up doomscrolling until the birds started chirping.”

by Doomscrolldaddy July 6, 2025

Doobs Mom

Lovely lady with large cans and often times gets visited by ItsNotMichael and Turtle, but not at the same time but maybe at the same time in the future.

Man Doobs Mom is really something, she broke my dick off last night.

by turtsmcgee August 22, 2025

Doomsleep

Human hibernation.

Oh you had a long day at work? Enjoy your doomsleep lol.

by Ina The Clown September 17, 2025

jumble-doop

Somone who has slept with their mother and/or father.

"Kalum Wheeler is such a jumble-doop, innit!And a bumberklat!"

by Kiss Mike Hunt February 21, 2008

Diddly doods

The little springs and parts of a break drum, on an '84 merc Marquis

"Ah, gotta wake up tomorrow and work on my diddly doods"

by CaptinDucky October 2, 2008