by antonia February 4, 2005
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She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
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Valerie was so drunk she did an upper decker in her friends toilet at the party, and everyone smelt it.
by valere March 13, 2008
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by jethro20 April 16, 2017
Get the dickering mug.Hey! We are a great school! We have terrible substitutes and dont let our students use their phone during lunch or FAF. The dress code is to obscure for the girls and the boys just cant wear Tank tops. We also dont let our students make a club or choose what they want to learn. We also dont take kids who need academic help seriously. The teachers also sign everyone's agenda even if their doing nothing. Oh! A kid is choking himself.
Kid: *Choking himself*
Teacher: What are you doing young man? Give me your agenda! Im going to sign it for disrupting the class.
Anyways, we teach stuff that is not needed and even though these kids are in social studies, lets have them write an essay on how Africans saw colonialism. Some teachers dont even teach the class! We dont support any kids interests. We have a thing called DMS challenge and instead of teaching kids not to bully, they ignore it and continue to bully. If we have FAF in the gym, we don't let the students stand up because why not.
Kid: *Choking himself*
Teacher: What are you doing young man? Give me your agenda! Im going to sign it for disrupting the class.
Anyways, we teach stuff that is not needed and even though these kids are in social studies, lets have them write an essay on how Africans saw colonialism. Some teachers dont even teach the class! We dont support any kids interests. We have a thing called DMS challenge and instead of teaching kids not to bully, they ignore it and continue to bully. If we have FAF in the gym, we don't let the students stand up because why not.
Girl 1: ugh i hate wearing jeans it's like, almost summer break.
Girl 2: IKR! and we can only wear t-shirts or long sleeves, also saggy shorts suck.
Meanwhile in another group,
Girl 3: I want them to support me and my programming career, but that python class is for 8th graders and we are only in 6th
Boy: Yeah, im also failing reading. But the thing is, no one is helping me! Dickerson Middle School sucks.
Girl 2: IKR! and we can only wear t-shirts or long sleeves, also saggy shorts suck.
Meanwhile in another group,
Girl 3: I want them to support me and my programming career, but that python class is for 8th graders and we are only in 6th
Boy: Yeah, im also failing reading. But the thing is, no one is helping me! Dickerson Middle School sucks.
by Huge Nerd and Weeb March 9, 2019
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The origin of the term stems from a 2008 trip to Las Vegas, where I kept telling a friend to go eat a dickem sandwich. He didn’t know its meaning, but the phrase took and was used as insult thereafter. After I got food poisoning from a restaurant, he told me that I must have eaten too many dickem sandwiches
The origin of the term stems from a 2008 trip to Las Vegas, where I kept telling a friend to go eat a dickem sandwich. He didn’t know its meaning, but the phrase took and was used as insult thereafter. After I got food poisoning from a restaurant, he told me that I must have eaten too many dickem sandwiches
You would tell a person who just cut you off in traffic to go eat a dickem sandwich
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When referring to a friend’s sexuality, you could ask him if he ate a dickem sandwich for lunch
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When referring to a friend’s sexuality, you could ask him if he ate a dickem sandwich for lunch
by Awesome Dudes August 13, 2010
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Tony: Dude did you fuck her??
Sam: Well kinda...
Tony: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.
Tony: Bull shit.
Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge
Sam: Well kinda...
Tony: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.
Tony: Bull shit.
Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge
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