happily depressed

hap·pi·ly
ˈhapəlē/Submit
adverb

de·pressed
dəˈprest/Submit
adjective

A person in a state of general unhappiness or despondency, but occasionally/often optimistic and appreciative about life as well as relatively okay with being unhappy.
"I know it sounds dumb, but, even though I'm far from happy, there's a lot of things I have to be happy about. I'm fine with this. Almost like I'm.. happily depressed."
by LessThanEthical July 03, 2017
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artist's depression

The emtion that is felt everyday because you are an artist and when no one in the world realizes your true genuis.I get it all the time.
Peron #1:Whats a matter with Tom?
Person #2:He's an artist.
Person #1.(shakes head) Artist's depression.
by Samo7 September 17, 2006
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clinical depression

patient: Docter, I'm depressed...

doctor: Is it clinical depression?

patient: No....

doctor: Get the fuck out of here then.
by bobrocks95 November 14, 2009
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Sad and Depressed

When you want to do something spontaneous and need an excuse to do so, yet people who are genuinely "sad and depressed" do not usually act on a whim.
Person A: I am sad and depressed. Now I shall do a lip-sync on TikTok.
Person B: ...oh really now?
by ThatOneLinguist January 29, 2019
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Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.
Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
by bigstrappingcowboy October 04, 2022
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Grindr Depression

When using Grindr becomes so toxic, you become a hermit for the following week due to the level of depression you experience.
Friend: Why have you been ignoring me lately?

Me: Oh yeah, Blake and I have given up on love. This week we’ve had Grindr Depression due to a promised hookup, then instant block.
by ExGrindrUserrr February 24, 2022
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Pseudo-Depression

When someone says they’re depressed but aren’t and are just looking for depression
by An actual retard January 24, 2018
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