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Post-shore Depression 

Non-psychotic depression occurring during the first few hours/days after watching new episodes of Jersey Shore. The sufferer may feel worthless, without purpose, distraught and in extreme causes suicidal in the belief that their sole reason for being has been taken away from them. Usually following a short period of elation due to the extreme attachment the sufferer has to the TV show and the fulfilment of their desire, much like an addiction. The depression most often occurs when the subject realises they have, in fact, a whole week to wait for another new episode and have to go 'cold turkey' for this time.
Nah bro, I got a bad case of post-shore depression in here
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Runner's Depression 

the opposite of the Runner's High; the sadness runners feel during extended periods of not running; after distance running, runners become happy on the endorphines their brain releases, so the lack of running and lack of endorphines causes a feeling of depression
Stephanie had Runner's Depression after her track season finished.
Runner's Depression by Mikimawse January 26, 2012

Post Lost Depression 

The inevitable sadness that will overcome all Lost fans in the world following the season finale of the final season of Lost. Symptoms include lack of looking forward to anything, lethargy, and obsessive watching of crappy new TV shows in attempt to fill the void.
Man Lost is about to end... I'm not looking forward to this as much as I should be. Gonna be some serious Post Lost Depression.

Depression 

A reasonable psychological response to the reality of humanity.
The starving children, pointless wars and general insanity of it all demands depression in all but the insane.
Depression by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019

water polo depression 

When a water polo player has not played in X number of months and longs to play again.
James aren't you playing baseball?

Yeah but it's not the same feeling as when I play polo. I must be going through a water polo depression

Summer depression 

The absense of school making you feel like you have no friends and no life.

Kind of like a summer version of Winter depression
Jack: Hey, are you crying?
Jill: Yeah, I got a case of summer depression and remembered I have absolutely no friends
Summer depression by Jenna12 August 8, 2014

Mileven depression 

Mileven depression: Mileven depression is caused by the love of Mike Wheeler and Eleven Hopper. Your Happy and Sad at the same time. You just love Mileven. You love it so much you have depression about it. You watch Mileven edits all day.The Symptoms for Mileven Depression is heavy breathing, Uncontrollabll crying when you see andything Mileven, losing sleep, can’t stop thinking about Mileven, Having trouble focusing, and if you have not watch season2 of stranger things you will suffer even more with Mileven Depression. And it take 353 to recover. Many don’t recover....
I suffer with Mileven Depression since season1 episode1