colette carter

A asian jewish whorish prude.

dude that nigger was such a colette carter.

by aeriogeahg August 16, 2010

Vince Carter

Currently plays for New Jersey Nets in the NBA. He helped the Nets hold on to a 8th spot in the Eastern Conference Playoffs(2005). While in Toronto, Vince Carter got paid big money to sit on the bench and whine about how much the Raptors organization stinks. He played poorly purposely because he was holding a childish grudge against the organization. He betrayed heart-felt Toronto fans who supported him throughout his career before he sky-rocketed to stardom. People basically hates his cockiness and his lack of professionalism.

Vince Carter is an example of an overpaid athlete

by f()cK!Ng pIe<3 of EfFlNg sHyT! April 25, 2005

cart narc

1. An individual that actively shames a person for not putting away their shopping cart after use. (I.e. not using the cart corral area, using parking spaces/splitting spaces, or using handicapped areas)

2. An individual that calmly and clearly attempts to motivate an individual to take on personal responsibility of returning their shopping cart. If the person doesn't move the cart, they may receive a bumper magnet with a hotline number, providing information in shopping cart safety and responsibility.

3. "Not a douche bag"

1. A cart narc called him out, so he walked his cart responsibly to the cart corral area.

2. A cart narc is trained in evasive and de-escalation techniques.

3. "Cart narcs are by definition not douche bags."

by J Goodzon July 10, 2021

Ms. Carter

What you would call an extremely attractive elementary teacher. Known for their sweet nature and bright smiles they unwittingly instil naughty thoughts into most they come into contact with. Just a single smile has been known to make a boys heart drop. It's advised to always wear protection when around Ms. Carters to avoid any accidental spills on the inside of your jeans as premature ejaculation is a common side-effect of the company of Ms. Carters. But all sexuality aside they are the sweetest of people, the greatest of friends, and the most passionate lovers. Any guy should consider them lucky just to get the briefest moment of attention from a Ms. Carter. Tough as nails but should still be handled with care.

My teacher this year is a total Ms. Carter! I've had a couple dirty dreams about this moment.

by NeckNibbler September 1, 2013

CART

A place to put your friends on Black Friday after they have broken several bones getting trampled

I had to cart him to the corner in order to preserve his body for his parents.

by cinimodde December 14, 2016

Vince Carter

A soft, sheltered young man who teased everyone with his athletic ability a few years ago but then quickly rested on his laurels. Later betrayed the fans of Toronto who supported him despite his softness by asking for a trade.

"You don't need to go to the hospital for a paper cut. Stop being a Vince Carter."

"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004

Vince Carter

To be held back by injuries.

(A person who can dominate the NBA when they want to and is healthy.)

"Yo dudes, this knee injury has totally Vince Carter'd me!"

by RaptorKiller May 1, 2003