When traces of the coronavirus has been found on the packaging of imported squid, which prompted the authorities to alert anyone who has bought it to get themselves tested.
Although there is no evidence of the virus being spread by food or packaging, however, authorities in China are taking no chances with Covid-🦑 when they encourage everyone who has bought or eaten imported squid to go for a Covid test.
by Fasters September 21, 2020
Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus
by CandyFrank October 28, 2021
by iamanthonydean June 17, 2020
Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body
You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.
by Barry Assman August 05, 2022
When someone at work wants some time off and fakes symptoms of COVID (temp, cough, congestion) in order to get extended days off. Usually done around holidays or other days off. Remarkably when they person tests negative and has to return to work they have symptoms for the first hour of work; then forget to fake it later and sound perfectly fine later in the shift.
by Nature nerd January 05, 2021
This group of people look a lot like the simp, white knight, social warrior, etc.
These are people who normally don’t do much in their lives but that once confined in their homes (because of the Covid-19, Coronavirus), they will feel compelled to complete certain useless tasks that have never been done in their lives or that they will do on very few occasions throughout their lives. Or on the contrary, they will perform certain tasks many times when normally not.
They have too much time in front of them and they don’t know how to manage their time.
They are also way too positive about the situation even though they shouldn't.
We can describe this group as very irritating.
These are people who normally don’t do much in their lives but that once confined in their homes (because of the Covid-19, Coronavirus), they will feel compelled to complete certain useless tasks that have never been done in their lives or that they will do on very few occasions throughout their lives. Or on the contrary, they will perform certain tasks many times when normally not.
They have too much time in front of them and they don’t know how to manage their time.
They are also way too positive about the situation even though they shouldn't.
We can describe this group as very irritating.
Look at this Covid-Warrior on his fifth walk in less than an hour. Normally he never walks outside.
My neighbour is a Covid-Warrior, he keeps saying that everything is going to be fine.
My 40-year-old aunt drew a rainbow with the sentence below “It’s going to be fine!”. She’s a Covid-Warrior.
My grandmother bought 50 packs of toilet papers. She emptied the entire store, she’s a Covid-Warrior.
This Covid-Warrior doesn’t stop sharing several publications of positive attitudes towards coronavirus on Facebook.
My neighbour is a Covid-Warrior, he keeps saying that everything is going to be fine.
My 40-year-old aunt drew a rainbow with the sentence below “It’s going to be fine!”. She’s a Covid-Warrior.
My grandmother bought 50 packs of toilet papers. She emptied the entire store, she’s a Covid-Warrior.
This Covid-Warrior doesn’t stop sharing several publications of positive attitudes towards coronavirus on Facebook.
by Va-Chiier-Caliss April 06, 2020
a person who gets so bored of lockdown that they begin to simp for a particular person whilst exclaiming they are in a hoe phase.
by genzzzzzzz April 11, 2020