Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!
by Violent_eddie May 30, 2021
Hey girl I think the way you think let's do a cougar high five.
by Violent_eddie May 30, 2021
boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "
boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "
boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "
by lemonface5 May 17, 2010
A rode hard women in her thirties, who looks like she is in her 40s. Completely untamed bush that smells like the cargo hold of a crapping troller.
Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!
by Hootie79 May 22, 2022
by TalkingSheep69 September 13, 2022
Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below
Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
by Aurexal February 3, 2016
The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer
Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.
by BinkyDaClown September 27, 2021