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Coochie Cream is a type of cream women put on their vagina, to attempt making it smell better. Often times, they over use the cream and the smell is overwhelming. On some occasions, places they have sat reeks of coochie cream even after they are long gone. In some rare occurrences, places they have sat gets covered in the cream. Some guys have been known to use coochie cream as a lube, when no Vaseline is available.
Axel Rose brought a groupie backstage, and as he was about to have sex with her, he smelled the coochie cream.
by N'villePuss April 07, 2010
everything my cooch comes in contact with gets addicted. You could say this cooch is a love spell....
Abraham - “ dude i can’t get over Alba, can’t stop thinking about her hole”
Chad- “you’re definitely coochie whipped”
Chad- “you’re definitely coochie whipped”
by sheaddictedtothiscooch September 05, 2021
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by Guti Cookies May 07, 2019
The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.
Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
by NarrowCobra May 03, 2021