Consultant Coffee

Any drink that is made or paid for by someone higher up than you. This applies particularly to medical doctors to medical students.

Student 1: "I got consultant coffee today"

Student 2: "jealoussssss"

by sratk2 July 5, 2011

Marylou's Coffee

A chain of about 25 coffee shops in the Massachusetts area. Known for sweet coffee creations,pink cups, and cute girls. Friendly service, delicious, and cheaper than starbucks

If you want a job at Marylou's Coffee, you better be hot.

by briguy87 April 28, 2011

coffee dick

a large erection, swinging in the wind. like it just drank coffee; dick on caffeine;super dick

Ed, your about to get that coffee dick.

by scalamoney August 19, 2014

ass coffee

when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.

mike, last night that Pabst blue ribbon brewed a nice pot of ass coffee for this morning.

by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007

Caribou Coffee

A coffee shop (similar to Starbucks) that all of the stoners sit outside of to buy weed. (Naperville, IL)

New stoner: Omg! Don't talk so loud about weed! Someone will call the cops!

Stoner: Relax, everyone knows people buy weed outside of Caribou Coffee.

by Funkyweedgirl July 30, 2009

butt coffee

Feces, especially runny stuff

There I was, stuck on the beltway, when I felt myself percolating some butt coffee.

by Greaseman March 27, 2003

Coffee Filter

The sex act in which a person (male or female) puts on white tight underwear, stands over their partner (male or female) and diarrhea's through the underwear, splashing onto said partner.

It was so hot when his underwear went from white, to green-brown, to all over my face! I love the coffee filter!

by b2m2c2nyc December 3, 2009