cod yocks

Being crosseyed

That blokes got cod yocks hard to tell f he is looking at me or to the Far East

by KnightRider74 August 9, 2017

Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”

Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

Cod

Refers to a gay person, usually female who is attracted to the same sex but is willing to sleep with the opposite sex because they are desperate rather than being bisexual.

She's a nasty cod

by Hanzhong March 26, 2018

cod tiktoker

a worthless fucking virgin who will upload his shitty clips to tiktok, their videos mostly feature the tiktoker shooting people who dont have brains, whilst repeatedly weapon swapping, sliding and jumping. they have nvidia filters cranked to the max

oh is that a cod tiktoker? what a worthless virgin

by defoooman November 21, 2021

cod gobbler

A beta male who performs cunnilingas on on females that no other men are seeking to get with. Often times without sexual satisfaction for themselves.

Jeff is a real cod gobbler

by Big Johnston September 20, 2022

Cod

Cod stands for call of duty a very popular game that have been made by so many different companies and have loads of series like black ops

Daniel: yo homeboy do you wanna play cod
Dog: I’m down

by Your dob June 11, 2018

lerin cod

When Erik and Landon suck each other’s big toes in black ops

Your gay if you read this, Lerin cod

by Bruh morning November 14, 2020