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About To Die Cock

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."
"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."
by Julactus May 10, 2025
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maya why tf is it hickery dickery dock in this cock in here. tf u mean its brick dick in this bitch 👨🏿 ✈️
by maeve baszak December 21, 2025
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Cockdrill

Unexplained homo behavior by coot football players at a university known for wimmenz basketball
Muscoot is trying to cockdrill his 1 and 2* players into 4 and 5*s.

The players love when coach calls for cockdrills.
by Cockdrill56-7 August 10, 2017
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cockdiesel

(adj) 1. To be extremely muscular or bulky. 2. (n) A brute
That dude is cockdiesel.
Don't fuck with him, he's a fucking cockdiesel.
by Anonymous May 16, 2003
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cockdazzle

When a girl or guy pulls your pants down to give you head and is flabbergasted and often intimidated by the size of your dick.
that skank Latisha was cockdazzled by the size of my dick and didnt give me head
by johnnyjohnson1196 November 15, 2009
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cockdiver

1. A derogatory term for homosexuals.

2. A woman who enjoys giving oral sex.

3. A baseless insult.
Todd, you're a cockdiver!~
by feelin disturbed January 27, 2004
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