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Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner

A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.
Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!
by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010
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Carpet Cleaner

She gave me a blumpkin so i gave her a carpet cleaner!
by tunzo February 4, 2010
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clever dan

"look who thinks hes clever dan"
by Anonymous July 10, 2003
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Cleave

Used in context when a girl wears a low-cut top to show off her cleavage. Also a double entendre due the double meaning of the word "drop". As in "drop" the f-bomb or "drop" her top.
Man, did you see Kelly today??? She really dropped a cleave!
by Asskickexpert January 28, 2011
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douche bag cleaner

the douchers servent, he cleans the douche bag with his toungue
i cleaned her douche bag after she used it
by tetete February 23, 2004
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Anti-Clever

When one is simply so clever that others think that human is just spewing out raw mindless crap, when in actuality each and every sentence is a creative gem, each better than the last.

The dark side of cleverness.
"I have captured a great jungle lion. Every minute I am not wired one million dollars from someone, I will shave a line of beautiful majestic fur from his body. In exactly 24 hours i will place the cat back in the wild IN THE NUDE. He will be teased, hounded, ridiculed and humiliated till his face turns red. This will be your fault. COULD YOU LIVE WITH THAT? You have 24 hours, no cops or ill shave a rabbit too."

Not random garbage tongue, actual genius at work. Anti-Clever.
by Grool7777777 July 13, 2012
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Steam cleaner

When you put your bare ass into someone's shower and drop a stink fart, then hold the shower curtain or door tightly shut, trapping him/her with the odor.
Last night, my husband trapped me in a dutch oven, so this morning I paid him back by giving him a steam cleaner in the shower!
by JankyWife05 November 26, 2016
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