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Clarking

The act of harassing your co-worker because he’s too much of a selfish tight ass to get another dog
Hollar is going to file a complaint with HR because Buck and Ben keep Clarking him.
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Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.
Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
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by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011
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Clark

Clark or “clarkingmeaning a opp or that someone is opping
“Leah is such a Clark “
“Yeah she’s always clarking!”
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joshua clark

Jail bird, home wrecker, wears shit raiders clothing, fist fighting.
Joshua Clark is a jail bird, that enjoys a good hung for a fist fight.
by CountryRebel93 January 24, 2018
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Kyan Clark

Someone who has has a burning passion for donkeys and horses
Kyan Clarke said that donkey did turn into a stallion
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