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roll cereal

The act of getting high on Ketamine, or "Special K"
"Turtle and I want to roll cereal at Burning Man . It will make the trip."
by MsBitchhands December 13, 2017
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tibetan cereal sauce shake

The act of draining short Tibetans balls
Let's give him a Tibetan cereal sauce shake
by Bamus December 16, 2017
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black cereal

The name of a stripper that looks like hot garage
by toothpick_101 February 12, 2018
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Towel Cereal

(ˈtou(ə)l/ ˈsirēəl) :
The act of eating cereal while in a towel
“He likes to eat towel cereal before gaining the motivation to get clothes
by LiterallyQueenB May 8, 2018
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Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018
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Veggie Cereal

Instead of breakfast cereal and milk, you put raw vegetables in a bowl of ice water and it is eaten by hand or with a knife (stabbing the vegetable and eating it).
Guy 1: Hey how's you diet going?
Guy 2: Very good! I've been eating Veggie Cereal instead of breakfast cereal.
by Jcole19 December 4, 2018
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coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.
Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!
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