creepy card

Seemingly "innocent and sweet" gestures, disguising an individual's true perverted intentions towards another

"I thought he was so nice, until he pulled out the creepy card."

by Kris Mo December 29, 2008

Anti-American Card

The neoconservative version of the race card. What neocons pull when trying to get you to support an unpopular war or the like.

Bob: So what if there weren't any WMD's? If you don't support the war effort, you're anti-american!
Joe: Way to pull the anti-american card bro...

by Submitters of Words June 22, 2011

Gift Card Millionaire

A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.

Financial Advisor: Do you know your networth?
Gift Card Millionaire: Do you include Gift Cards? Because that would significantly affect the day I can retire.

by Gift Card Millionaire December 5, 2012

credit card

A plastic card issued by a loan shark. Usually has a set amount with interest added every month.

I got my new MasterCard credit card in the mail.

by Crono February 24, 2003

pull your man card

To de-moralize or humiliate someone by considering them less than a man, or not a "real" man

Some guy: dude im givin u 10 days to hit that bitch and if u dont ima pull your man card
Some other guy: aww fuck

by Dano3805 September 7, 2006

Man Card

A card that doesn't actually exist, but certifies that you are male. The man card can be taken away in two circumstances. One: your girlfriend wants to keep it.

Two: you do something profoundly unmanly.

1. John had a five-star man card, but the brohood was required to take it when he wore a dress to prom.

2. Man I would come to your party, but my gf is rockin my man card. She said I had to go shopping.

by Saiyt November 10, 2010

v-card

A synonym for virginity. Used in expresions questioning whether someone is willing to give up their virginity.

"Dood, if you go along with this you could lose your v-card."

by gone-lagg January 13, 2010