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dough can

When a female wears clothing so tight that flesh bursts out in a bulbous manner similar to a can of biscuit or roll dough when you first pop it open. This can be midriff, legs of shorts, or sleeves.
Wow.. look at that chick rocking the dough can with those low riders and spandex top. She must not have a mirror at home.
by ninjohn April 29, 2011
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god in a can

That song's like God in a can its so good
by Taco Mann October 23, 2007
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mater can

A southern delinquent deragatory term used to describe the female reproductive system. Often used by hillbilly ninjas.
"It's not my fault she want's to stick my nun-chuck in her mater can!"

"Close your legs grandma, your mater can is stinking up the trailer!"
by hillbillyninja April 28, 2010
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canned report

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.
"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."
by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009
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Shower in a can

Any spray body deodorant used to cover B.O. like, Axe body spray. Using said product instead of taking a shower.
Hey, guys, you're choking me to death spray that Shower In A Can! Why don't y'all just wash your funky butts?! You're not fooling anybody. You still stink, only now you smell like butt crack and flowers!
by Turkey Trot December 14, 2010
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to can someone

to can someone, or to be can, means to fire someone from their job.
I met Max today and he was seeing red, I think that he was canned.(to can someone).
by Nabeel, January 16, 2008
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poop-in-a-can

It's poop. In a can.
Hey Sam! Look at that poop-in-a-can!
by Jesse2009 March 26, 2007
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