cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

when your wife makes you part of a throuple but you don’t actually get to do anything sexual because it’s the worst throuple ever.

Brandi (whilst plunging her girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)

Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T

cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

by Shakes and dribbles May 25, 2023

Original Trilogy Cuck

Anyone who thinks the original star wars movies were better than they actually are. People who think the star wars prequels were worse than they really are.

Don't be such an original trilogy cuck.

by MarineD3 September 20, 2020

Cuck-a-doodle-do

A cuck who loudly and obnoxiously defends women on the internet when there is no cause to do so. Also can be used as an insult to cucks when you don't wish to engage with them directly.

1. I made a joke about women and John started yelling and overreacting so I kicked him straight in his cuck-a-doodle-do cock.

2. So you're on this woman's side when she's clearly in the wrong? Cuck-a-doodle-do!

by Lejes October 22, 2019

The under cuck suprise

Similar to The under cuck but with a creamy ending.

I was doing the under cuck with my wife when suddenly the man spunked into my wife! Guess I ordered the under cuck suprise !

by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016

Cuck holding

When two or more chickens are holding hands with each other.
Another use for the phrase is when one partner of a relationship has sex with another person (stranger or friend)
whilst the other person in the relationship watches.

first example:
cluck cluck cluck
cluck cluck cluck
(proceeds to hold hand)
second example:
guy1: my wife and I have started cuck holding
guy2: wow thats really cool, can I get in on the action as well?
guy1: as long as you have a superman outfit and you are happy with fucking my wife, then go right ahead buddy, I'll see you in the wardrobe... that's where I like watch from sexy.

by MarmiteWhite le poop dealer October 14, 2019

Alpha cuck

Is the highest cuck within the beta orbit. Is chosen by Ratface for breeding. There offspring is known as a fetushead.

I saw jack yelling at a n E.J. I guess that means he's the alpha cuck

by Nomse November 1, 2017

cuck queen

A female that treats beta man like poop.

The cuck queen booted the cuck gentleman in his dirty tiny balls.

by Captain butt Barber August 20, 2017