In ufology, "crash retrieval" is the ongoing, covert practice by military and intelligence agencies of locating crashed UFOs and hauling them back to the nearest secret military warehouse for future scientific study. It is alleged that crash retrievals have been taking place since at least 1947 when the Roswell Incident happened. It is also alleged that the sheer number of successful crash retrievals has been high enough and frequent enough that entire teams have been designated exclusively for the task, and that they are each assigned different geographic regions to carry out their duties.
The goal with crash retrieval is to study the alien technology and the "exotic materials" of the craft, reverse engineer as much of it as possible, and then develop as many military and commercial applications as possible. It has been claimed by UFO insiders that there is a time frame of roughly 20 years from the moment a craft is retrieved, to the marketplace introduction of new tech from the craft. During that 20 years, secret patents get issued to the private contractors whose scientists are studying the exotic materials of the UFO.
Examples of modern technical breakthroughs which are supposedly the end-product of crash retrieval research include transistors, semiconductors, microchips, photovoltaic solar panels, night vision, heat vision, stealth technology, nano-technology, and most of the US space program.
The goal with crash retrieval is to study the alien technology and the "exotic materials" of the craft, reverse engineer as much of it as possible, and then develop as many military and commercial applications as possible. It has been claimed by UFO insiders that there is a time frame of roughly 20 years from the moment a craft is retrieved, to the marketplace introduction of new tech from the craft. During that 20 years, secret patents get issued to the private contractors whose scientists are studying the exotic materials of the UFO.
Examples of modern technical breakthroughs which are supposedly the end-product of crash retrieval research include transistors, semiconductors, microchips, photovoltaic solar panels, night vision, heat vision, stealth technology, nano-technology, and most of the US space program.
After the UFO was shot down by a fighter pilot, a crash retrieval team from the US Army arrived at the crash site, cordoned off the area, and then hauled the craft lifeless away.
by Innocent Byproduct June 06, 2023
When a crush goes wrong…
This can happen in many ways, for example:
Being rejected, friend/sibling zoned,
Becoming too obsessed and making them hate you
You find out that your crush is a horrible person/has a terrible habit etc.
Or when you know everything about them and they didn’t know you existed.
Basically when your crush, crashes.
This can happen in many ways, for example:
Being rejected, friend/sibling zoned,
Becoming too obsessed and making them hate you
You find out that your crush is a horrible person/has a terrible habit etc.
Or when you know everything about them and they didn’t know you existed.
Basically when your crush, crashes.
by Low_Wifi December 07, 2022
naked People line up
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole
it hurts
a lot
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole
it hurts
a lot
by sexmonkey6969scottjakeandandy April 08, 2009
When a person crashes their car so often that every time they get in a vehicle they are so overcome with nerves they end up crashing again.
"Dude, Lilly totally has Repetitive Crash Syndrome, she crashes every time she gets in a car!"
"Did she buy her license?!"
"Did she buy her license?!"
by Turkle Murkleton October 17, 2011
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