When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
by Marioselak818 April 18, 2022
a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
by fannie65432 March 15, 2017
The Charleroi Cougars lost 76-7 against Sto-Rox
illegally distilled whiskey that is so damn powerful, it will make anybody lucky enough to take a swig shit themself. Mainly distilled in Alabama and Tennesee.
Person 1: hey dude take a mouthful of this stuff I just brewed. Its called cougar sweat.
Person 2: naw man, I mixed that shit with kool aid in high school. It was a bad time
Person 2: naw man, I mixed that shit with kool aid in high school. It was a bad time
by dack janiels whiskey June 10, 2014
A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.
A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
by Clevering June 14, 2019
The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.
by Mcribbles May 31, 2022
A senior girl in high school who dates younger students, or is even into them or even flirts with them.
Jamal: Hey Bryan you see that senior girl Brianna over there
Bryan: Yeah bro what about her
Jamal: Well shes a cougar senior, yesterday I saw her making out with Aiden, a freshman kid, in the hallway after school.
Bryan: Dammmmmmmn, shes definitely a cougar senior.
Bryan: Yeah bro what about her
Jamal: Well shes a cougar senior, yesterday I saw her making out with Aiden, a freshman kid, in the hallway after school.
Bryan: Dammmmmmmn, shes definitely a cougar senior.
by Lil Taiga Husky May 26, 2023