conversational terrorist

a person who joins into a conversation that was not directed toward them just to make a comment that will make them seem superior, completly messing up the conversation for those who were already talking to each other. see conversation bitch conversation hi-jacker

Maddie: " Last period I was talking to Tori about what time she went to bed and Dani totally butted in, saying she went to bed even later."

Emily: "She's such a conversational terrorist!"

by maddiemaddie94 May 20, 2010

conversational commerce

the use of chatbots and other machine learning technology to make people feel they are talking to a real person when they buy things, ask for advice etc. online

"I was amazed by how conversational commerce made me feel like I was talking to a real person while shopping online. It made the experience so much more enjoyable!"

by Marc2.0 December 01, 2023

delete myself from this conversation

Exit the conversation either because you are mindblown by it or its so cringe, you gotta bounce

Bruh, Imma delete myself from this conversation.

by krentech June 23, 2023

Conversational rapist

Someone who forcibly inserts themselves into a conversation they were not previously invited into.

Fucking Bowen! He's a conversational rapist!

by Akflyer May 17, 2017

Conversation Ruiner

That one person everyone knows that decides to bring politics into anything and everything

"You talked to John lately?"
"Nah, that guy is a Conversation Ruiner "

by Guywhohatespolitics January 28, 2021

Conversation Jumped

Being forced by a stranger into a conversation against your will.

I was walking to my car and this guy just came out of nowhere and conversation jumped me!

by corrnucopia January 27, 2011

Conversation Voltorb

A move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.

While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.

Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.

Dude 1: Dude you have to vote. If everyone thought their candidate wouldn't win how did technical underdogs like JFK win?

Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.

Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!

verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.

Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.

Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?

Dude 2: Because fuck you.

by Mister Poopybutthole March 29, 2016