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Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome

CGS occurs when fauxhemian parents give their child some kind of peculiar and difficult-to-escape legacy derived from their particular brand of fauxhemianism.

The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).

Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.
Your name is ... what? How do you pronounce, um, that? How do you even _spell_ that? 'tlhIHuQ miHan'? Oh. Do you mind if I call you 'Dave'?" -- "Mrs. Haney, she's got Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome. We just call her 'Stevie'.
by DancingKali April 28, 2011
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congene

a word that takes the place of any word but is intended to make you sound smarter than some harvard grad douche.
that is so congene you congeneing yale fraternity loving cock boy.
by touchdown boy 10 July 28, 2010
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Congraduation

1. Affinity for graduations.

2. The highest level of appreciation for a graduate.
"Congraduation, Mark. You make me proud to be your mother."
by Droopy May 9, 2003
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congo

Person of African descent ( from heart of africa )
yo congo man! carry a flashlight. You so black when close eyes man noone can see ya!
No gator hunting yo end up as gator bait.
by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006
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Congo boy

A boy from the Congo. Usually used to describe a very African looking person. A female that looked like this would be defined as Congo girl, and so on and so forth.
Sean: Dude, you see Congo boy over there?

Louis: Yeah man, did he juse get plucked out of the jungle?
by Anti congo November 6, 2008
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clitorious congestion

after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)
Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..
by Esperanza Stiffler January 3, 2010
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Congo

A term referred to a black mixed white individual who is stubborn, irrational, arrogant, bipolar, and confusing to many people because of his/her attitude. Usually because they are high or wasted because they got a bunch of Ganga in their system or some cheap one dollar booze.
P1:dude, if u buy that liquor from the gas station you know you'll acid wash your organs. you know you'll become Congo.

P2: does it look like i care?
P3: course you don't you heffa you a CONGO.
by mojojo12 November 10, 2011
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